Couch Blog: Wine and Cheese

Tonight I walked through a wine and cheese party in the lobby of my building. I didn't stop because I'm allergic to wine and to dairy. I get a rash when I consume either of these party staples. Why do people think a bottle of wine and a hunk of cheese constitute a good time? I would love to discover the next big thing in party planning. I think I'd go with some sort of dessert that also contained a small amount of alcohol. Of a booze filled burger. Either would obviously be the best thing ever.

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